Sons of Scotland

I am William Wallace! I've been fawning after the sword from Braveheart; it's a scottish claymore that's like 52 inches long. After Tate got her katana I got a little jealous and now that I have a job (remember my "first impressions" comic?) I may have the money to fund such a purchase. Just an FYI to my watchers...I am not scottish(but I have seen Braveheart 5 times), I do not own a kilt, and I am nowhere near that muscular...time to hit the gym I guess.